ZOE: Don’t you ever knock?
WADE: Rose left her sweater over at my house. And don’t worry, I peaked in the window to make sure you and Doc Hollywood weren’t you know.. doing the nasty before I came in.
ZOE: Oh thanks. Umm but.. he broke up with me.
WADE: Yeah, I heard. I’m sorry about that.
ZOE: Wade, let’s face it. I have a certain amount of charm. You and I have had some chemistry. Why don’t you just admit it? You like me.
WADE: You know what? You’re right. I do. I like you, Zoe. And uh.. it kills me to see you with Judson. I can’t stand it. All day I write “Mr. Wade Hart” in my notebooks. Or.. there was a town pool about when ya’ll will break up and I had a hundred bucks on tonight. I’m gonna go, smooth things out with my girl.. but uhh, this should buy a lot of malt liquor. Night then.
How to screw everything up à la Wade